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laura hale ( teen wolf )

[vitabrevis]

i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love

[ozdust]

He's a lucky guy.

[vitabrevis]

you meet a guy at a dance full of strange natives and things apparently roll on full speed ahead.

[ozdust]

and why did I not get invited to this dance?! I'm like the king of dances

[triskeles]

I did not need this.

1/2

[vitabrevis]

i am having a life changing experience!
of course you need this

[vitabrevis]

you also need to not be home tonight
love you!
:)

[triskeles]

Are you telling the entire pack this.
Because you shouldn't make my betas suffer through that.

[vitabrevis]

they'll know

[triskeles]

Great.

[triskeles]

I'm going to Stiles'. It's safer there.

[vitabrevis]

besides, isn't that your job, oh mighty alpha?
don't look at me, I'm the passive one here. :) :) :)

[vitabrevis]

Brilliant idea! <3

[triskeles]

I'm so done with you.

[vitabrevis]

Are not. :P

[triskeles]

Go make out with your weird smelling boytoy.

[vitabrevis]

I could say the same thing to you, little brother
don't do anything I wouldn't do!

[triskeles]

Mine doesn't smell weird, boss.
That's a very limited list, so I should be fine.

[vitabrevis]

He smells like teenager
that's weird enough
I remember when /you/ smelled like teenager all the time
now you're all old and hairy. :P

Very funny!

[triskeles]

Considering I spend most of my time around teenagers, I'm pretty sure I still smell like one.
But now we're /both/ old.

I do try.

[vitabrevis]

I'm eternally 29, thank you!
and not a day older
ever

[triskeles]

Old.

[vitabrevis]

SAYS THE ONE DATING A TEENAGER
>:(

[triskeles]

A teenager that you like.

[vitabrevis]

still a teenager
I'm telling mom