TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT -> ATLANTIS EDITION

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Marius Pontmercy | Les Miserables

[bonapartiste]

How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time

[fortheloveoffrance]

Marius, no one cares about your 'sexting' exploits. There are bigger things than that to focus on, here. You are not a child, though I am beginning to have my doubts.

[coureur]

bless your heart, marius pontmercy
try complimenting her hair, her eyes, her face
you can do it, i trust in you completely.

Robb Stark | School of Thrones

[thevintageway]

You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night

[billionairephilanthropist]

I hope someone was around with a camera. We need to submit that to Animal Planet.

percy jackson | percy jackson and the olympians

[seaweedbrains]

Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were

[artificial_intelligence]

This is exactly why we never followed you idiots onto land.

Kate Bishop | Marvel Earth-616

[thirdhawk]

So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.

Fiyero Tigelaar | Wicked

[ozdust]

Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.

Merida | Brave

[bear_with_her]

LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?

[thirdhawk]

Actually, yes

Milo Thatch | Atlantis: The Lost Empire

[iswimprettygirl]

I’m very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.

silena beauregard | pjo

[agapetos]

sleep ate chocolate pudding again :c

percy doesnt realize who he's texting yet

[seaweedbrains]

Is there any left?!

Rapunzel | Tangled

[tower_bound]

I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt.

[thevintageway]

I think there's like a thing that's called 'no shirt no shoes no service'

But maybe if you have half of the criteria but not the other half it's okay

Baby Doll | Suckerpunch

[the_5th_item]

Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of this weekend am I forgetting?

Lydia Martin | Teen Wolf

[chemistress]

I'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. Promise.

[ozdust]

It's always the apocalypse somewhere.

[Right?]

Carrie Merson | OC

[dreamsofsanfran]

Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...

Alisha Bailey | Misfits

[easy_a]

just walked into a party and someone yelled "dibs"

[ozdust]

That was me.

Ivy Pepper | Lackadaisy

[likesfreckles]

It was less of a bar and more of a basement that some odd birds sold booze in.

Let's avoid doing business with them again; they're trying too hard to make bathtub gin sound like the ale of gods.

Clint Barton | MCU

[bowsbeforehoes]

There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.

[thirdhawk]

And you're blaming me why?

Sansa Stark | School of Thrones

[puppyavalanche]

So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?

these are all separate texts

[thevintageway]

S

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!!!!

Allison Argent | Teen Wolf

[sagittarium]

There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.

[chemistress]

Great. Now /I/ have the mental images of that happening.

Thanks a bunch.

Annabeth Chase | PJO/HoO

[unwearying]

well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me

[seaweedbrains]

Um

Annabeth who was this for

stiles stilinski ( teen wolf )

[hypercompetent]

bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically
in my heart

[ozdust]

I'm wondering why I haven't hung around with you yet.

leo valdez ( pjo/hoO )

[toolbelt]

I don't know where I am but there are firefighters

[seaweedbrains]

Do I need to come over there or

laura hale ( teen wolf )

[vitabrevis]

i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love

[ozdust]

He's a lucky guy.

Lara Croft / Tomb Raider (2013)

[croftian]

Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.

Kidagakash | Atlantis: The Lost Empire

[atlantean]

Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.

[iswimprettygirl]

Maybe I should take over dinner prep...

Can you wait until I get home to eat?