TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT -> ATLANTIS EDITION

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Marius Pontmercy | Les Miserables

[bonapartiste]

How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time

Robb Stark | School of Thrones

[thevintageway]

You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night

[fortheloveoffrance]

Marius, no one cares about your 'sexting' exploits. There are bigger things than that to focus on, here. You are not a child, though I am beginning to have my doubts.

percy jackson | percy jackson and the olympians

[seaweedbrains]

Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were

[billionairephilanthropist]

I hope someone was around with a camera. We need to submit that to Animal Planet.

Kate Bishop | Marvel Earth-616

[thirdhawk]

So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.

[artificial_intelligence]

This is exactly why we never followed you idiots onto land.

[agapetos]

You weren't hungry or anything, were you?

Fiyero Tigelaar | Wicked

[ozdust]

Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.

[seaweedbrains]

'We?'

You mean there's more than one of you?!

[bonapartiste]

I'll have you know that I'd meant to send this to Courfeyrac :(

[thevintageway]

No, unfortunately. Theon was out. I have a feeling he'd be all over that.

[thevintageway]

I wish I could use 'hungry' as a word to adequately describe the state I was in last night

Merida | Brave

[bear_with_her]

LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?

Milo Thatch | Atlantis: The Lost Empire

[iswimprettygirl]

I’m very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.

[agapetos]

Well, that's why I'm asking cause I doubt your food survived the shake.

[puppyavalanche]

I'm not sure if you should be proud of that.

[thevintageway]

It was a little messy but hey Taco Bell is Taco Bell ok

fast food is vital for me

[thevintageway]

I am, though.

It was a great impression.

[thirdhawk]

Actually, yes

[agapetos]

Don't be mad at me but... I haven't had fast food in forever.

silena beauregard | pjo

[agapetos]

sleep ate chocolate pudding again :c

Rapunzel | Tangled

[tower_bound]

I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt.

Baby Doll | Suckerpunch

[the_5th_item]

Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of this weekend am I forgetting?

percy doesnt realize who he's texting yet

[seaweedbrains]

Is there any left?!