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Deadpool ([personal profile] deadcool) wrote in [community profile] outofatlantis2013-08-28 07:37 pm
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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT -> ATLANTIS EDITION



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Marius Pontmercy | Les Miserables

[personal profile] bonapartiste 2013-08-29 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
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[personal profile] fortheloveoffrance 2013-08-29 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
Marius, no one cares about your 'sexting' exploits. There are bigger things than that to focus on, here. You are not a child, though I am beginning to have my doubts.
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[personal profile] bonapartiste 2013-08-29 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
I'll have you know that I'd meant to send this to Courfeyrac :(
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[personal profile] coureur 2013-08-29 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
bless your heart, marius pontmercy
try complimenting her hair, her eyes, her face
you can do it, i trust in you completely.

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[personal profile] bonapartiste 2013-08-29 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
I knew you would be able to help me in the matter!!

But in what situation is doing this acceptable??
easy_a: (Hmm.... no.)

[personal profile] easy_a 2013-08-29 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
you could try actually sounding sexy instead of completely disgusting.
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[personal profile] bonapartiste 2013-08-29 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
Please, teach me your ways, mademoiselle! I've been told I need all the help I can get.

...now that I am considering the original speaker, though, I am not sure if that was him insulting me or purely stating fact
easy_a: (Whadda you want?)

[personal profile] easy_a 2013-08-29 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
mostly fact. No girl in her right mind wants to hear about a bloke pissing while "thinking about them". That's just creepy in every sense of the word.

Try wooing and innuendo. In moderation. that might just do the trick.
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[personal profile] bonapartiste 2013-08-29 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
...would you be opposed to me writing something out and having you judge it? I fear I may be too direct.
easy_a: (Not bad)

[personal profile] easy_a 2013-08-29 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
Go for it. I've nothing better to do.
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[personal profile] bonapartiste 2013-08-29 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
'Cosette! I feel as though I could get lost in your eyes should I look upon your face for too long, but fear not; if I were to be lost within you, I would not want to be found, for then I would be truly happy as I would be with you always. I feel as if it has been an eternity since I have held you in your arms. Oh! To be within your embrace again would truly light a fire in my soul. I await the day I can finally be with you again with bated breath.

:)

Yours forever,

Marius'
easy_a: (Yeaaaahno)

[personal profile] easy_a 2013-08-29 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
Might want to stick that one on paper and have it mailed to her, mate.

sexting isn't anything like letter writing. It's more like flirting face to face, just in word form.

...That's a proper sweet letter, though.
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[personal profile] bonapartiste 2013-08-29 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
...Ah, I understand now.

I suppose I have always been much better with the written word than the spoken one. When I see her, I just...I feel as though my tongue has been enchanted by some sort of witch, I feel as if nothing I say to her can properly convey how strong my feelings are.
pessimiste: (ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ɴᴇᴇᴅ sʟᴇᴇᴘ)

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[personal profile] pessimiste 2013-08-30 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
yes that is exactly what you should do.

make sure especially to tell her youre using the bathroom, that's the secret to winning her affections.
pessimiste: (ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ᴍɪsᴘʟᴀᴄᴇᴅ ᴡᴏʀᴅs)

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[personal profile] pessimiste 2013-08-30 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
....

actually ignore that- youll actually find the girl whos into that knowing your luck.
Edited 2013-08-30 00:21 (UTC)
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[personal profile] bonapartiste 2013-08-30 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
grantaire, you're being incredibly confounding. :[
pessimiste: (ᴛʜʀᴇᴇ ᴘ.ᴍ.)

[personal profile] pessimiste 2013-08-30 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
it is not something you should worry about, marius. :)

hmmm but i am curious. who were you interested in sexting with... it does not seem like something that you would be disposed to.
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[personal profile] bonapartiste 2013-08-30 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
I was told it would be customary for me to learn to sext Cosette with this new device...but alas, I must say I feel a bit uncomfortable. After all, we are not wed.
pessimiste: (ɪ'ᴍ ғᴀʟʟɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀᴛʜʀᴏᴏᴍ ғʟᴏᴏʀ)

[personal profile] pessimiste 2013-08-30 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
and what does cosette have to say about this?
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[personal profile] bonapartiste 2013-08-30 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure!! I have not sent anything to her yet.
pessimiste: (ᴀɴᴅ ᴀ sɪɴᴋɪɴɢ ғᴇᴇʟɪɴɢ)

[personal profile] pessimiste 2013-08-30 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
...so you were planning on just broaching the topic with "yo i'm peeing i think you would be pretty naked"?

[ or whatever it was he's too lazy to scroll up. ]
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[personal profile] bonapartiste 2013-08-30 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
She would be!!!

Grantaire do you know how to go about this
pessimiste: (ɪ'ᴍ ғᴀᴅᴇᴅ; ʙᴏᴛᴛʟᴇs ʙʀᴇᴀᴋɪɴɢ)

[personal profile] pessimiste 2013-08-30 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
i am sure she would be. [ you tell 'em marius ]

my humble suggestion would be to perhaps ask or warn her before sending her such a message.
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[personal profile] bonapartiste 2013-08-30 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
When she appears, I will be sure of it.

[Notice he says 'when', not 'if'. Marius is absolutely sure Cosette will show up on this island at long last and return to him.]

you are a good friend, Grantaire. the world needs more men such as you.