TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT -> ATLANTIS EDITION

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[agapetos]

i didn't eat *all* of it, i swear.

just three cups, that's all.

i'm sorry.

[agapetos]

you're such a gentleman, robb :) :) but i've been fine without fast food, honestly.

i just eat a lot of chocolate sometimes.

laura hale ( teen wolf )

[vitabrevis]

i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love

[toolbelt]

i think i lit up or something somewhere
they fire extinguishered me!!!

[thevintageway]

Hey, it's how I was raised. Thank my dad.

[He frowns. He really, really misses his dad.]

you and Sansa both.

[hypercompetent]

okay it's a petri dish maintained by a really crappy scientist

[hypercompetent]

hi i'm stiles i like piña coladas and not getting caught by supernatural monsters or freaky island happenings

[seaweedbrains]

oh that's not too bad I usually eat about two packs

[easy_a]

...Reckon you've got a point there.

Just watch what you say if you repeat yourself over in Plaid, yeah? Bouncer doesn't much like people flirting with me.

[ozdust]

Hi there. I'm Fiyero, I like pina col-Oz-das, which I hope are similar, and I'd honestly rather be sleeping than getting chased by a dragon again

[easy_a]

Go for it. I've nothing better to do.

[ozdust]

He's a lucky guy.

[hypercompetent]

aw come on! we've survived all kinds of crazy shit
plus i've already died here once i am taking yolo to new heights
apocalypse shmapocalypse

[chemistress]

You only have two letters right. It's Lydia.

Anyways, let me rephrase that. If something happens to my boyfriend and then /if/ I'm in need of a distraction, I'll be sure you're the first one I call.

Until /that/ happens... you're undeniably SOL.

[seaweedbrains]

well next time you need help ask me ok?? it's easier than calling a whole fire company

[chemistress]

Well then. I guess I should probably be asking about what you could have done that would have warranted that text.

Shouldn't I?

[ozdust]

I'm glad you're starting to see things my way.

I'll keep my thoughts to myself there. Easier not to have them in the first place, anyway.

[tower_bound]

Actually, one man in the back did, but another chimed up that he'd let me wear his big jacket if that happened so I wouldn't be cold.

[ozdust]

Hello, Lydia. You can call me Fiyero. ;)

You can save my number for a rainy day, then. No harm in that.

[thevintageway]

Holy shit

These ARE really sweet ruffians

[tower_bound]

You must be lucky, then! I'd never be able to dodge anything in one of those wagon machine things.

Still... I don't think "near-misses" are something that are good to be used to.

[tower_bound]

Oh! Well, that makes sense.

Don't worry, I won't tell another soul. Besides, sometimes food is best when it's quickly. That's why it's always nice baking biscuits instead of rolls; there's no need to wait for the yeast to rise.

At least not in the recipe book I got from the library.

[bonapartiste]

'Cosette! I feel as though I could get lost in your eyes should I look upon your face for too long, but fear not; if I were to be lost within you, I would not want to be found, for then I would be truly happy as I would be with you always. I feel as if it has been an eternity since I have held you in your arms. Oh! To be within your embrace again would truly light a fire in my soul. I await the day I can finally be with you again with bated breath.

:)

Yours forever,

Marius'

[tower_bound]

I told you!

We got to talking about dreams, too. Hookhand is going to be a renown pianist one day; I certainly believe him.

[vitabrevis]

you meet a guy at a dance full of strange natives and things apparently roll on full speed ahead.