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outofatlantis2013-08-28 07:37 pm
deadcool) wrote in outofatlantis2013-08-28 07:37 pm
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I'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. Promise.
Edited 2013-08-29 01:48 (UTC)
I think there's like a thing that's called 'no shirt no shoes no service'
But maybe if you have half of the criteria but not the other half it's okay
But maybe if you have half of the criteria but not the other half it's okay
You should have said something! I can share, you know. It's only right.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
It was less of a bar and more of a basement that some odd birds sold booze in.
Let's avoid doing business with them again; they're trying too hard to make bathtub gin sound like the ale of gods.
Let's avoid doing business with them again; they're trying too hard to make bathtub gin sound like the ale of gods.
Edited 2013-08-29 02:02 (UTC)
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I'll have you know he's not my ONLY friend.
He is just my best dude forever. It's an even higher honor.
He is just my best dude forever. It's an even higher honor.
I knew you would be able to help me in the matter!!
But in what situation is doing this acceptable??
But in what situation is doing this acceptable??
And... what am I supposed to do about it? I'm not the one with pets.
...That's actually a very kind thing to say.
Thank you. :D
See, I even made a face out of a colon and a letter.
Thank you. :D
See, I even made a face out of a colon and a letter.
I'm not so sure. They said I could wear anything and they'd let me in. Isn't that the nicest thing you've ever heard?
They're such a sweet bunch of ruffians.
They're such a sweet bunch of ruffians.
Edited 2013-08-29 02:14 (UTC)
Did everyone make it out all right? No one got hurt?
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Well, that's silly! Though I suppose acting is always a good outlet for just about anything.
...Even if I'm not exactly sure what Taco Bell is.
...Even if I'm not exactly sure what Taco Bell is.
Yeah, it was no biggie. I was the only one in the car, and it was a near miss. I'm used to those.
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