+1 Ex-robot Rabbit Boy

[rabbunctious]

SO I'M SUPPOSED TO INTRODUCE MYSELF OR SOMETHING. I'm Asher, I play Homestucks, a chunk of you know me already but I don't actually know what to tell those people who don't. I'm bringing you a humanized robot rabbit child from the future, that should honestly tell you everything you need to know about what kind of person I am.

My plurk is asherdashery annnddd yeah, looking forward to playing with you all!

Comments

[bear_with_her]

Hello Asher! I've heard of you quite a bit, but I'm not sure if we've ever really met.

I'm Rose Marie, and it's super duper nice to meet you. :>

[rabbunctious]

Oh god I'M NOT SURE THAT'S A GOOD THING THAT YOU'VE HEARD OF ME

But it's nice to meet you, too! You're right, I don't think we've actually talked before. Also HI MERIDA YOU BEAUTIFUL CHILD.

[bear_with_her]

I PROMISE I HAVEN'T HEARD ANYTHING BAD.

I don't think so either. HELLO TO YE TOO~

[rabbunctious]

Then they must have given you QUITE the inaccurate portrait of me derp derp

[bear_with_her]

Oh hush, you seem perfectly lovely.

[rabbunctious]

MAYBE THAT'S WHAT I WANT YOU TO THINK

[bear_with_her]

WELL THEN. WHO AM I TO THINK OTHERWISE?

[dropsitlikeitshot]

Cool shades, bro

[rabbunctious]

Hey guess who remembers the old alternate version of you, Davizzle

[dropsitlikeitshot]

Original Dave wishes he was that cool is the number one Dave.

[rabbunctious]

Well don't worry, bro, Seb won't bring it up. IS THERE ROOM IN THE APARTMENT WITH DAVE AND BRO THOUGH Seb can sleep in a box if there's one big enough, it's okay

[dropsitlikeitshot]

If he can handle an apartment that will soon be full of smuppets, swords and and booby traps and refrain from drinking Dave's stash of AJ, I'm sure they can find some room for him.

Is he house trained?

[rabbunctious]

I think as long as nobody leaves any corpses around and makes sure he gets plenty of exercise they can trust him to behave. Of course, then there's those moments when he doesn't understand basic things like that noise his insides make when he hasn't eaten all day. IS HE BROKEN??? HALP.

[dropsitlikeitshot]

Dave will teach him what it means to feed his food hole and how to draw rad comics.

[rabbunctious]

OH MY GOD YES I wanted comics time with Dave even before I talked to you oh man oh man

[dropsitlikeitshot]

Let the master show you how it's done, little man.

[rabbunctious]

A graphical representation of Seb's artistic prowess at this point in time

[dropsitlikeitshot]

That's a good start. No, he's lying. That's awful. But keep working on it.

[rabbunctious]

He's new at this fingers thing, okay?

[douchescarf]

ASHER.

:3c hay

this is going to be amazing

at this rate i might bring dirk here, wow

[rabbunctious]

YES PLEASE SEB IS SO LOST

[douchescarf]

SOMEHOW HIS VOICE HAS GOTTEN SO WEAK. clearly i need to bring him and change this on principle. :( he used to be my strongest muse.

and gosh, it'd be rad for him to see seb again

[rabbunctious]

OKAY IF YOU'RE BRINGING HIM IN THEN I guess Seb has a place to live

Dirk Dirk Dirk Dirk Dirk take care of me Dirk

[givesyouaboner]

I JUST NEED TO FIX MY ICONS.

my paid expired so i'm being picky about icons again. but yeah, he's claimed, ect.

Dirk will be chill with Seb living with him

[rabbunctious]

Dirk what is a food and why am I supposed to put it in me

[givesyouaboner]

Consider it motor oil for humans.

[rabbunctious]

Un...sure............

[givesyouaboner]

.-.

Now that access to vegetables are a thing, he's gotta keep rolling with the orange theme. Too many carrots in their flat, y/n/jlo?

[rabbunctious]

Only if he can have a cake too HE CAN FINALLY TASTE A CAKE WOW WOW

And then he curls up in a closet because he misses Jane too much

[givesyouaboner]

SURE. SURELY SOMEONE ON THE ISLAND CAN BAKE CAKES.

oh man poor thing ;~;

Dirk will try to help. I need to decide his canon point.

[rabbunctious]

Well Seb's canon point is AFTER SINKING TO THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN FOR YOU UNGRATEFUL SNOTS

[givesyouaboner]

WOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWW RUDE.

I usually aim for around Synchronise but I might do post-trickster stuff because of everything that comes out of that.

[rabbunctious]

Flip a coin? You can also always choose the first and then bump up to the second.

[givesyouaboner]

Very true. I might end up doing that.

[dropsitlikeitshot]

All the striders.

[rabbunctious]

Ahahaha if you wanted ALL the Striders I'd probably have to bring Alpha!Dave or Davesprite along for the ride.

[dropsitlikeitshot]

Alpha Dave gtfo.

Dave doesn't speak for me

No really I will just be over here in a corner trying to decide if I am capable of playing Dave off all these badass striders.

[rabbunctious]

fjdklfd I HAVE NO PLANS TO BRING ANY OF MY DAVES IN since I wanted to get to know your Dave first!

[givesyouaboner]

are you sure you want to enable me bro
im not thinking clearly and might have a fever

going to the taken characters page /)_(\

[dropsitlikeitshot]

Guess who is getting canon updated ahead of schedule

[givesyouaboner]

Sweet