whyyyy

[panserbjorn]

Hi, Snow again here despite his best efforts. New post because SO MANY NEW CHARACTERS cries. I've swapped out Will&Kirjava for this talking armored polar bear, Iorek Byrnison, also from His Dark Materials. You'll probably see him in the mountains more than anything else, because what the hell is a tropical island this shit is not good for a panserbjørn. He thought he was done with this shit.

But I also have Danny Mahealani (afriend), from Teen Wolf. Unlike Derek he is not a wolf, but a teen, and he is ridiculously charming and friendly. Everybody loves Danny! He's... idk a good way to describe him is a gay hacker? But somehow the rest of the cast is gayer than the canonical gay character, idk how that happens.

Also bringing in John Cheese (cheesed) from John Dies at the End, the book not the movie despite how he's got his movie version's face. He is also ridiculously charismatic, but more in the way that he's just so out there and social and kind of a funny nutjob-cloud cuckoolander. He uh. Deals with the paranormal for a living, but he's not in the least bit professional about it like the hunters on the island already.

Aaaaand finally (for now) is Chase Stein (talkbacked) from Marvel's Runaways, but I won't be introing him until I reread the series and figure out what the hell I'm doing him. So, basically, just sitting on this punkass teenager who has no powers but his parents were villainous inventors. Like if you are from the 616 verse you are free to know his parents were bad guys and he defected with his friends and all that shit.

Comments

[rabbunctious]

IOREK!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi I'm Asher it's nice to meet you I'm just going to sit over here and scree quietly over the HDM cast here.

[panserbjorn]

And I will quietly scree over people who still remember HDM HELLO ASHER.

[rabbunctious]

fjsdklfs I re-read it all just a month or two ago and made a Lee journal and then flung all my tags away because it was too hard without actually having physical copies of the books on hand.

[panserbjorn]

I have this weird ritual where I reread the series every year around Christmas/New Years and I don't even know why. I'm just compelled to and it's my baby s2g I won't put it down and get it read in 2-3 days. Was originally gonna play Will&Kirjava but shit yes gonna get a Lee from Gail so.

Can't resist Iorek.

[bear_with_her]

All I heard was bears

...That's all that's important, right?

[panserbjorn]

Hello Merida would you like to be friends with a giant armored bear.

[bear_with_her]

Yes, yes she would. But only if he wants to be friends with someone who is probably an ancestor of Cousin It.

[panserbjorn]

Child, why do you have so much hair.

[bear_with_her]

It helps t'keep warm in the harsh Highland winters.

Surely ye of all creatures can appreciate that.

[panserbjorn]

I do not know the cold, that much is true.

[bear_with_her]

See?

What I don't understand is why a bear has to wear stuff. You're not naked.

[lostmykeis]

That is a very big bear.

Talking Animals Unite?

Please do not eat Note.

[panserbjorn]

There will be no eating.

The critters are... kind of like daemon, in their way? SO NO EATING.

[lostmykeis]

In that case, hello impressive and sizeable new friend. Prepare to be bothered often by a shifting forest spirit

[douchescarf]

chinhands

[afriend]

s2g

[douchescarf]

ilu

[afriend]

BI

[douchescarf]

[afriend]

No you asshole you stop that.

[douchescarf]

never

[fallen_angel]

I am excited for the giant bear.

And Danny.

I do not know the rest at all. 8D;